Want to hear a good one? This guy named Dave Stewart in Cullman, Ala., was drunk, allegedly, and he’s driving to his girlfriend’s house when his car breaks down.
So, does he call AAA? No, he breaks into the local National Guard armory and steals a Humvee, allegedly.
He gets a few miles away and then the Humvee breaks down.
The cops find him because–wait for it–he left his cell phone in the Humvee.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
But, wait a minute. The Humvee broke down?
I have a question: What kind of gear are you getting in the Guard these days?[via WAAY-TV News]